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The Band Advocate's Resource

Jokes and humor of every kind. Expect to see a mix of jokes with punch-lines, one-liners, and other things that no one quite knows what to call them...

Trombones Playing

The Stuff That Wouldn't Fit

The Band Geek's Answer-An annoying e-mail survey doctored with entertainment in mind.

The Lightbulb Classics

How many trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole section; one to actually do it, and the rest to stand around saying how much better they could have done it.

One-Liners and Quotes

"I'll be right back. I gotta get my boner lubricant." -Matt the Trombone(r)

"Oh, go bone off in your trumpet, Scott..."  -Melanie