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About the Creator

Hey! This is the section where you get to learn about ME, because I know you're all just dying to know. Enjoy!

Lava Lamp, Bubbling

Name: Audra F.
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Location: SW Illinois
Hair Color: Reddish Brown
Eye Color: Bluish-Grayish-Greenish, depending on the day
Height: 5'2", on a good day

Trumpet Playing 1

My Band Stats
Mother Instrument: Trumpet
Years Studied: 6
Current Chair: 1st
Other Instruments: Baritone
Years Gone to Solo/Ensemble Contest: 4
Years in a Quintet: 4
Years in (Dis)Honor Band: 1
Chair(s) Held at (Dis)Honor Band: 4th
Summers at Band Camp: 3
Chairs Held at Band Camp: 5th, 3rd, 4th (though speculated to be 2nd due to staggering of parts)

Scroll, Spinning

1. Blue
2. Green
3. Purple
1. Mac & Cheese
2. Bacon
3. Chicken
1. Barnes & Noble
2. Old Navy
3. Hot Topic
1. The Lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkien
2. Harry Potter, by JK Rowling
3. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
1. The Lord of the Rings
     2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
3. Chicago
TV Shows:
1. "Father Ted"
2. "Mad TV"
3. "Queer Eye for the Sraight Guy"
Types of Music:
1. Classical
2. Scottish/Irish
3. Classic Rock
1. Queen
2. The Beatles
3. Dropkick Murpheys
Countries (other than home):
1. Great Britain
2. Germany
3. Canada

Techno-Borg Tumbling Mace


Militant Vegans
Circle I Limbo

Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People Who are too Wrapped Up in the Action of a Movie While the Point of It is Emotion
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Bottom of the Section
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Fan Girls
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People Who Think They're the Only Non-Hipocritical Ones in the World and Can't Realize That All People are Hypocritical
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Circle VII Burning Sands

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Hilary Duff
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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