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The Band Geek's Answer

Don't you just love those surveys your friends forward you? Don't you already know them well enough? Well, finally, we've come up with some useful for these surveys to do...amuse our inner band geek!

1. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue; SCHOOL COLORS!

2. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? "On Wisconson"...can't get enough of it!

3. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 0113-The number on the band room door. I got it changed.

4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? *Blekth* Cork grease. The alto saxes are liars! Tastes like chocolate, my ass.

5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?  Blue!

6. WEATHER RIGHT NOW?   Rain...perfect marching weather!

7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mr. S.

8. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Mr. S, I looove you!

9. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?  It's a Saturday...no band...not good...

10. FAVORITE DRINK?  *Gag* Not valve oil. Really? ROOT BEER! It's the assisstant band director's favorite, too.

11. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? *Gasp* I'm a minor...and you can't march when your hung over! 

12. FAVORITE SPORT?  BAND!!!

13. HAIR COLOR?  You can't see it under the helmet. It really doesn't matter.

14. EYE COLOR? SCHOOL COLORS!!!

15. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?  SCHOOL COLORS!!!

16. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? 1 long-lost brother...his name is Andrew the Trumet.

17. FAVORITE FOOD?  Not cork grease...

18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?  Drumline.

19. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? When is band camp? I like that day. 

20. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Are they in band? 

21. SUMMER OR WINTER?  Marching season!

22. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?  Are they in band?

23. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  I have chocolate-flavored valve oil. Want some?

24. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?  Band is my friend.

25. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?  The ones who aren't marching at the moment.

26. LEAST LIKELY?? The ones who are...or the ones I don't send it to, duh. 

27. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Band.

28. WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING? Arbans!

29. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Mr. S

31. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Mr. S

32. FAVORITE SMELLS? Valve oil!!! And cymbals...they smell like Play-Doh.

33. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Doesn't matter. Doesn't have anything to do with band. IRRELIVANT!!!

34. MIDDLE NAME? Band.

35. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?  They have popcorn at football games. I hear it's good. 

36. FAVORITE CAR? Band bus.

37. FAVORITE FLOWER? IRRELIVANT!!!

38. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 2: One to my station wagon, one to the band room.

39. CAN YOU JUGGLE?  Don't you care about any of my OTHER skills?...like band?

40. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH? People who don't like band.

41. 7-UP OR SPRITE?  I hear they have that at football games too...

42. COFFEE? Keeps you going on those long band trips.

43. WHO'S YOUR TRUE LOVE? Band...and the drum major...*swoon*

44. FAVORITE PERFUME? Valve oil.

45. FAVORITE BAND OF ALL TIME? MY BAND!!! 

46. DOGS OR CATS?  Go Marching Salukis!!! Woo!!!

47. DO YOU FLOSS? IRRELIVANT!!!

48. BITE YOUR NAILS?  IRRELIVANT...and why do you care so much about my hygiene?

49. PET PEEVES?  Not going to band. Now I might cry.

50. FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Sometimes Mr. S lets us watch ourselves after football games. That's on a TV.

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