Welcome to the Band Resource, your resource for...well,
you read the header. I don't know how you heard about us, but I don't care; I'm just happy that you're here. Below is
a brief description of each section listed at the top:
Rules: These are the rules that (I think) should be abided by every decent
band member. The are divided thus: Pep Band, Concert Band, Marching Band, and Band in General.
A Toast To...: This page is my personal tribute to some of my stalkees
(in other words, people I stalk)my band directors, and various other people. Currently, it's just a big page full of Captain
Adam.
Lists & Tests: This page is has that classic list, "You know you're
a band geek when...", not to mention tests to tell you whether or not you're a band geek. If you can't figure it out here,
I don't know where else you will.
Sectional Stereotypes: Yes, yes, our mothers always told us stereotypes
were wrong, but these are FUN!!!
Jokes, Games, & Parodies: This page has jokes about band, games to
play during band, and parodies (song and otherwise) about band.
Geeky, But Not Band Geeky: Geek stuff. But not band geek stuff, exactly.
Basically includes things of my interest (other than band), i.e., LOTR, Harry Potter, so on and so forth...
Links: Links that I think will be useful to furthering yourself as
a band geek, or just a regular one...
About Me: Since I know you're all dying to know who I am...
The Hellish Cross-section: A cross-section of my band. In other words,
you get to find out who the hell all the people I mention are, and even some that I don't mention. They are very scary; that's
why it's hellish. Just clearing that up for you.
So, now you know. I'll be posting updates to your right. Now, have fun,
be safe, and stay with your buddy.
-Audra
PS: All sections will take user submitions. Just send them to
the e-mail address at the side and include a form of ID and the section it belongs in. Thanks!